Body hair might seem pointless, but it actually helps shield us from mosquito bites. by 7evenDeadlySin
lavoryy on March 29, 2026 5:49 am Evolution really said “here’s some natural bug spray” and we’ve been ignoring the memo.
Xinox_0402 on March 29, 2026 5:51 am So our body has really evolved for particular reasons. Are there more such examples?
CakesForLife on March 29, 2026 5:55 am Why is it dense in certain areas? Are those regions more attractive to mosquitos as well as other humans?
letsridetheworld on March 29, 2026 6:01 am Damn this explains why we were super hairy and the mosquitos were big in response lol
BoboBalboa on March 29, 2026 6:06 am I am hairy, trust me those fuckers will find the tiniest spot to suck you off
Impossible_Umpire339 on March 29, 2026 6:08 am Its cool until they figure out they can bite me behind my knee
SwiftTayTay on March 29, 2026 6:10 am In reality it more often just makes it easier for bugs to climb onto your body
peepdabidness on March 29, 2026 6:13 am Or just get a blood type that mosquitos don’t like. Not that hard people
Odd-Goose-8394 on March 29, 2026 6:21 am This must be why my husband never gets mosquito bites on his butt
Jumpy-Scallion-9463 on March 29, 2026 6:23 am I’ve never had a mosquito bite on my balls. I did have a leech once, however
ajtreee on March 29, 2026 6:24 am Don’t people have less body hair in climates that have a lot of mosquitoes? Seems like keeping the body cooler is more important than protecting it from bug bites.
horitaku on March 29, 2026 6:24 am …as a woman, I can’t grow enough body hair to save me this summer, and that feels bad now.
simpleboiiiii on March 29, 2026 6:31 am I’m hella hairy but these buggers still bite me more than anyone else in my family
Markus_zockt on March 29, 2026 6:32 am A message from Evolution to all women: 
Jeepers-H-Cripes on March 29, 2026 6:45 am Yay! Since turning 40, looks like my back is completely safe.
pissedoffjesus on March 29, 2026 6:48 am Shhhh, the beauty industry needs to keep making billions off of people.
DrowningInMyFandoms on March 29, 2026 6:49 am I gonna show my mom that next time she asks me to shave my legs
Al3xanderDGr8 on March 29, 2026 6:52 am Yeah if your mosquitoes are dumb. Mine have satellite imaging and surgical drone strike capabilities – they target no hair areas of the body.
logicalparad0x on March 29, 2026 6:54 am Sooo this is why I never get mosquito bites on my booty crack
zimroie on March 29, 2026 6:55 am My grandfather has some much body hair, that ince when we were at the beach he cought like 2 fish on his body.
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i tried so hard and got so far..
Evolution really said “here’s some natural bug spray” and we’ve been ignoring the memo.
So our body has really evolved for particular reasons. Are there more such examples?
This does not work with fleas
My balls are safe 🌚
Why is it dense in certain areas? Are those regions more attractive to mosquitos as well as other humans?
But it’s so cute! C’mon, just give him a little sip.
As a hairy dude, the fuck it does.
That’s body Fangorn Forest.
Damn this explains why we were super hairy and the mosquitos were big in response lol
Dat cok hairy AF
I am hairy, trust me those fuckers will find the tiniest spot to suck you off
Venus flytrap
Fun fact: Robin Williams was never bitten by a mosquito
Its cool until they figure out they can bite me behind my knee
How do I get body hair on my ankles?
yet another way patriarchal norms are harming women
In reality it more often just makes it easier for bugs to climb onto your body
Or just get a blood type that mosquitos don’t like. Not that hard people
I have never in my life heard that body hair is pointless
Poor girl. You have to go to bed hungry tonight.
body hair might seem pointless?
dude read a friggn book
Does it need to be a full moon for this to work?
This must be why my husband never gets mosquito bites on his butt
I’ve never had a mosquito bite on my balls.
I did have a leech once, however
Don’t people have less body hair in climates that have a lot of mosquitoes?
Seems like keeping the body cooler is more important than protecting it from bug bites.
…as a woman, I can’t grow enough body hair to save me this summer, and that feels bad now.
So I’m not hairy, I’m just highly optimized for survival
So no bites on my balls.
Doesn’t help me that much.
I’m hella hairy but these buggers still bite me more than anyone else in my family
🚫🦟🚫🙅🏻♂️
A message from Evolution to all women:
hello fleas
Who tf has that much hair like yeti
Yay! Since turning 40, looks like my back is completely safe.
I will be the first to let my wife know
Shhhh, the beauty industry needs to keep making billions off of people.
This is why i am eaten alive and my husband is just fine
I gonna show my mom that next time she asks me to shave my legs
Yeah if your mosquitoes are dumb.
Mine have satellite imaging and surgical drone strike capabilities – they target no hair areas of the body.
Sooo this is why I never get mosquito bites on my booty crack
My grandfather has some much body hair, that ince when we were at the beach he cought like 2 fish on his body.
Feels a bit unfair that men have such advantage here